How not to behave abroad
1. Choose the correct melt
Man is important to choose the right heat. On foreign beaches
Russian men, as a rule, do not look quite sporty as
dumplings. In sports such data fusion vest is not aesthetically pleasing, and the whole sporting swimming trunks briefs are only relevant in the pool. Better
select the melting-shorts looser.
2. It is not necessary to remind the Germans of World War II
Often, after a certain amount of alcohol consumed, the Russian tourists
begin to remember the events of 1941-1945. As if we continue
3. Regardless of the host country have to clean off the face mask thinker of world imperialism and the vanity of all things
Dear compatriots, relax! Do we have such first 3-4
the day we go to the gloomy, but then, after all, adapt (usually, the more
alcohol, the faster the adaptation).
4. Do not boast the title of employee of the Russian special services when communicating with service personnel on vacation
It looks doubly funny because foreigners is absolutely violet.
5. Not sorite
Everyone knows that the garbage should be disposed of in the trash, but not all do, unfortunately.
6. Do not walk on high heels in a swimsuit
This is not only very convenient, but also ridiculous. And, at least, strange. You do not clip any American rapper.
7. On the beaches of Saint-Tropez is not very advisable to wear gold watches and rings
There's such a go only pimps.
8. Keep your distance
Do not crowd, do not attempt to crawl forward, pushing all the elbows, do not push and does not hang.
9. Being in the capital of the Dominican Republic - Santo Domingo, not
standing in the palace of Diego Columbus (son of Christopher Columbus) often wonder
and aloud: "Oh! And why is preserved only children's clothes and furniture ?! "
Just Spaniards were short in stature. Such comments can offend them.
10. tipsy at an Italian restaurant, do not yell that you're from the Russian mafia
They might think that this is not a joke.
11. Try not to argue with the Italians
This is a waste of time!
12. Being in France, try not to speak English
You can take an American, and the French do not like them (they were, however, no one do not like). It is better to learn a few phrases in the
French, it can relieve you from unexpected trouble.
13. In Ireland, it is not recommended to drink in the pub loudly for health
Queen Elizabeth II, and in the United States bars is not necessary to scold Republicans -
Police may cause
It is better to avoid political topics. Especially in drinking establishments.
14. In Italy, pasta with fish or seafood you should not
ordered parmesan cheese, and at the same time you can not even order a salad and
So eat only Russian and German.
15. In France, cafes should not be called a cake "meringue"
In French "kiss" means "sex", and the name of the usual air Cake for us - it sounds like a "meringue".
16. In South Korea, to pour the liquid out of the bottle with one hand - this is a bad omen
So, pour two hands.
17. Crossing the border by car, turn off the recorder, otherwise you can pay a large fine
The area of the border crossing is a military zone, and can not shoot there.
18. In no case do not laugh at customs control at the US and Israeli borders: to avoid the word "bomb" and "terrorism"
If you suddenly decide to make a joke, replying to a question about the customs drugs or weapons: "Yes, a full bag" - that you can easily be removed from the aircraft and subjected to lengthy checks.
19. In Uzbekistan, it is impossible to pour the tea guests a full bowl
If you do not poured a full cup of tea in Uzbekistan, do not worry! So, you say that this is not the last cup, and you can continue to lunch.
20. If you take the car in Portugal, be sure to ensure that it was equipped with a reflective vest
If you suddenly find yourself in an accident in Portugal, then get out of the car without that vest is fraught with a heavy fine.
21. In England juice drink directly from the pack
It should be pre-diluted with water. This concentrate.
22. In Poland and Switzerland, remove the trap warning
Radar detectors are prohibited in those States.
23. In South India should not be during the meal to touch
plate with your left hand, as well as it should not point to anything or
transmit important documents
The left hand there is associated exclusively with urinating natural needs and is considered "dirty".
24. It is not necessary to pay a denomination 500 euros in Europe, especially in Germany
It is best to prepare a small money if you buy a cheap thing. They are very angry and called the bill "Russian money".
25. If your name is Sergey, in Brazil, better call yourself Serzh
For the Brazilian "Sergei" sounds like "I - gay."