How not to behave abroad

1. Choose the correct melt

Man is important to choose the right heat. On foreign beaches

Russian men, as a rule, do not look quite sporty as

dumplings. In sports such data fusion vest is not aesthetically pleasing, and the whole sporting swimming trunks briefs are only relevant in the pool. Better

select the melting-shorts looser.

2. It is not necessary to remind the Germans of World War II

Often, after a certain amount of alcohol consumed, the Russian tourists

begin to remember the events of 1941-1945. As if we continue

fight!

3. Regardless of the host country have to clean off the face mask thinker of world imperialism and the vanity of all things

Dear compatriots, relax! Do we have such first 3-4

the day we go to the gloomy, but then, after all, adapt (usually, the more

alcohol, the faster the adaptation).

4. Do not boast the title of employee of the Russian special services when communicating with service personnel on vacation

It looks doubly funny because foreigners is absolutely violet.

5. Not sorite

Everyone knows that the garbage should be disposed of in the trash, but not all do, unfortunately.

6. Do not walk on high heels in a swimsuit

This is not only very convenient, but also ridiculous. And, at least, strange. You do not clip any American rapper.

7. On the beaches of Saint-Tropez is not very advisable to wear gold watches and rings

There's such a go only pimps.

8. Keep your distance

Do not crowd, do not attempt to crawl forward, pushing all the elbows, do not push and does not hang.

9. Being in the capital of the Dominican Republic - Santo Domingo, not

standing in the palace of Diego Columbus (son of Christopher Columbus) often wonder

and aloud: "Oh! And why is preserved only children's clothes and furniture ?! "

Just Spaniards were short in stature. Such comments can offend them.

10. tipsy at an Italian restaurant, do not yell that you're from the Russian mafia

They might think that this is not a joke.

11. Try not to argue with the Italians

This is a waste of time!

12. Being in France, try not to speak English

You can take an American, and the French do not like them (they were, however, no one do not like). It is better to learn a few phrases in the

French, it can relieve you from unexpected trouble.

13. In Ireland, it is not recommended to drink in the pub loudly for health

Queen Elizabeth II, and in the United States bars is not necessary to scold Republicans -

Police may cause

It is better to avoid political topics. Especially in drinking establishments.

14. In Italy, pasta with fish or seafood you should not

ordered parmesan cheese, and at the same time you can not even order a salad and

paste

So eat only Russian and German.

15. In France, cafes should not be called a cake "meringue"

In French "kiss" means "sex", and the name of the usual air Cake for us - it sounds like a "meringue".

16. In South Korea, to pour the liquid out of the bottle with one hand - this is a bad omen

So, pour two hands.

17. Crossing the border by car, turn off the recorder, otherwise you can pay a large fine

The area of the border crossing is a military zone, and can not shoot there.

18. In no case do not laugh at customs control at the US and Israeli borders: to avoid the word "bomb" and "terrorism"

If you suddenly decide to make a joke, replying to a question about the customs drugs or weapons: "Yes, a full bag" - that you can easily be removed from the aircraft and subjected to lengthy checks.