How not to behave abroad

1. Choose the correct melt

How not to behave abroad

Man is important to choose the right heat. On foreign beaches

Russian men, as a rule, do not look quite sporty as

dumplings. In sports such data fusion vest is not aesthetically pleasing, and the whole sporting swimming trunks briefs are only relevant in the pool. Better

select the melting-shorts looser.

2. It is not necessary to remind the Germans of World War II

How not to behave abroad

Often, after a certain amount of alcohol consumed, the Russian tourists

begin to remember the events of 1941-1945. As if we continue


3. Regardless of the host country have to clean off the face mask thinker of world imperialism and the vanity of all things

How not to behave abroad

Dear compatriots, relax! Do we have such first 3-4

the day we go to the gloomy, but then, after all, adapt (usually, the more

alcohol, the faster the adaptation).

4. Do not boast the title of employee of the Russian special services when communicating with service personnel on vacation

How not to behave abroad

It looks doubly funny because foreigners is absolutely violet.

5. Not sorite

How not to behave abroad

Everyone knows that the garbage should be disposed of in the trash, but not all do, unfortunately.

6. Do not walk on high heels in a swimsuit

How not to behave abroad

This is not only very convenient, but also ridiculous. And, at least, strange. You do not clip any American rapper.

7. On the beaches of Saint-Tropez is not very advisable to wear gold watches and rings

How not to behave abroad

There's such a go only pimps.

8. Keep your distance

How not to behave abroad

Do not crowd, do not attempt to crawl forward, pushing all the elbows, do not push and does not hang.

9. Being in the capital of the Dominican Republic - Santo Domingo, not

standing in the palace of Diego Columbus (son of Christopher Columbus) often wonder

and aloud: "Oh! And why is preserved only children's clothes and furniture ?! "

How not to behave abroad

Just Spaniards were short in stature. Such comments can offend them.

10. tipsy at an Italian restaurant, do not yell that you're from the Russian mafia

How not to behave abroad

They might think that this is not a joke.

11. Try not to argue with the Italians

How not to behave abroad

This is a waste of time!

12. Being in France, try not to speak English

How not to behave abroad

You can take an American, and the French do not like them (they were, however, no one do not like). It is better to learn a few phrases in the

French, it can relieve you from unexpected trouble.

13. In Ireland, it is not recommended to drink in the pub loudly for health

Queen Elizabeth II, and in the United States bars is not necessary to scold Republicans -

Police may cause

How not to behave abroad

It is better to avoid political topics. Especially in drinking establishments.

14. In Italy, pasta with fish or seafood you should not

ordered parmesan cheese, and at the same time you can not even order a salad and


How not to behave abroad

So eat only Russian and German.

15. In France, cafes should not be called a cake "meringue"

How not to behave abroad

In French "kiss" means "sex", and the name of the usual air Cake for us - it sounds like a "meringue".

16. In South Korea, to pour the liquid out of the bottle with one hand - this is a bad omen

How not to behave abroad

So, pour two hands.

17. Crossing the border by car, turn off the recorder, otherwise you can pay a large fine

How not to behave abroad

The area of ​​the border crossing is a military zone, and can not shoot there.

18. In no case do not laugh at customs control at the US and Israeli borders: to avoid the word "bomb" and "terrorism"

How not to behave abroad

If you suddenly decide to make a joke, replying to a question about the customs drugs or weapons: "Yes, a full bag" - that you can easily be removed from the aircraft and subjected to lengthy checks.

19. In Uzbekistan, it is impossible to pour the tea guests a full bowl

How not to behave abroad

If you do not poured a full cup of tea in Uzbekistan, do not worry! So, you say that this is not the last cup, and you can continue to lunch.

20. If you take the car in Portugal, be sure to ensure that it was equipped with a reflective vest

How not to behave abroad

If you suddenly find yourself in an accident in Portugal, then get out of the car without that vest is fraught with a heavy fine.

21. In England juice drink directly from the pack

How not to behave abroad

It should be pre-diluted with water. This concentrate.

22. In Poland and Switzerland, remove the trap warning

How not to behave abroad

Radar detectors are prohibited in those States.

23. In South India should not be during the meal to touch

plate with your left hand, as well as it should not point to anything or

transmit important documents

How not to behave abroad

The left hand there is associated exclusively with urinating natural needs and is considered "dirty".

24. It is not necessary to pay a denomination 500 euros in Europe, especially in Germany

How not to behave abroad

It is best to prepare a small money if you buy a cheap thing. They are very angry and called the bill "Russian money".

25. If your name is Sergey, in Brazil, better call yourself Serzh

For the Brazilian "Sergei" sounds like "I - gay."