Things that are sure to live in the women's locker room

At least one thing from this list for years kept in the closet of each of us. How it got there? In what state it was necessary to be to drag it into the house? Why until now it is not in the garbage? The answer to these questions outside of empirical knowledge. Matrix is ​​designed so that there are some entities out of nowhere and are with us all our lives.

Things that are sure to live in the women's locker room

It is evening dress to the floor

Optional "on the floor", but always with some denude the body element. Well, there is - cut, cut, cut, cut and lace inserts in critical areas. The dress was bought for crazy money, and saw the world once, at corporate parties, which turned out to be "too much the evening." Since it is now in its eighth year, is waiting for his moment of glory, which is to "just about" break out. So what? You never know how life will turn. Suddenly be awarded "Oscar"? And here you are all in this very evening dress to the floor.

Things that are sure to live in the women's locker room

are the same Jeans

No other jeans were not sitting on you so cool, like The Best. In them you were compelling commercials years ago 10 and, of course, will be irresistible again, just need a little bit to pump his stomach and lose weight. Just a little. Razmerchik two. In the meantime, it is better not to touch them, to once again not to be nervous, opening the refrigerator after six. Better yet, throw them all. Well, we're with you know exactly what these two narrow intestine can climb only if you stop to eat at all. A "do not eat at all" - this is a very, very sad idea.

Things that are sure to live in the women's locker room

The same shoes

We know exactly how they got to you. "Well, you do the same to them to go on a summer residence," - he said the seller convincing. You put her shoes to her chest, brought home, put ... And I realized that convincing Seller revealed the secret is not a shoe to the end. You do not have to walk. None of the cottage or on the pavement or on the pavement, God forgive me. The only maneuver that can be turned with the very shoes - carefully crawl to the car, crawl and stand. Preferably with the support. In general, once a year you take out of the box and try on. Browsing. The question "why could not deliver the shoes back and pick up the money" can be set only by men or women who were not lucky to meet her the very shoes. Those who were lucky to know for sure: when you're in those most vlezesh Jeans, problems with the shoes you will not. On the day when this will happen, it will rain of candy and caramel apples. And you piously believe in the fact that it will happen. And we strongly believe in it too. And who does not believe - fools without shoes. Amen.

Things that are sure to live in the women's locker room

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Hells Sweatshirt

Textile freak wild colors you purchased either in a period of deep depression, or vice versa, while unhealthy elation and the course of nootropics. Usually Hells blouses dragged into the house under the "bike" that I want to add a bright spot in the wardrobe. In fact Hells Sweatshirt - an act of protest against the dull reality and has a powerful psychotherapeutic effect. No one ever has, but its presence reminds the owner that it is a strong spirit of a woman ready for a rain of candy and caramel apples.

Things that are sure to live in the women's locker room

Selling Hat

Acquired in a summer vacation, when you think that a rain of candy is about to go, and the amount on the credit card is still infinite. You're not very sober, tired of the sun, to the extent of mad scurrying around and ladies in long sundresses. On the second day of the vacation you stomp to the beach stalls, an aunt with gold teeth to buy it, put on three times, then thrusting into a suitcase and dragging with him to the dreary everyday life. In the dull routine of Sale Hat pitiful as Christmas tree after the holidays, but you still do not dispose of it. I do not need to explain why.

Things that are sure to live in the women's locker room

Lace belt stockings

"I wanted to please dear - bought a belt with stockings. We were pleased with Razik, and no longer want. " Familiar? And then! Because, let's be honest, this is usually not worth powder and shot. Dress up half an hour tormented with clasps, are aligned seams, take appropriate posture, waiting like a fool, enthusiasm and a prelude hour and a half ... and this asshole for three seconds, all the tears to hell, and then another, and asks, "Hey, I'm not digging what are you wearing for cowards were such rzhachnye in the hole "? Well, the point? However, the dream that once cute ripen, still stored, together, in fact, from the ill-fated belt. A hundred years before storing. It is buried.

Things that are sure to live in the women's locker room

Funny Handbag

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha ha ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha ha ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! How could I BUY IT? !!!! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha ha ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha ha ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Well nothing. With all happen.

Things that are sure to live in the women's locker room

It is business attire

Well, very business and are likely to pant. This, in which you look like granddaughter Himmler. Do you remember what it was buying full of noble intentions to begin at last to dress "like a decent woman, not as moronic teenager." But for some reason it did not work well. It came as a bit of Himmler's granddaughter and little Sasha Gray. Therefore, if still hung. You'll see, it is useful for what some unexpected purposes.

Things that are sure to live in the women's locker room

Femme Skirt

It is impossible to go anywhere at all. More precisely, you can not just walk. After Fatal skirt or terribly narrow, short or scary, or with a slit for a place that is about the soul in sight. But you're brave. Therefore, once a week in the early morning you have to get it out of the closet, try on and you realize that there is - again today some is not enough fateful day. Nafig nafig!

Things that are sure to live in the women's locker room

Mother's truselyah

So what? Good pants. Warm. And more. If properly tighten, they are wrapped around you to the shoulders. And most importantly, if you are in them - day exactly will end without any erotic adventure. Oh yes, because Mama truselyah work better than unshaven legs. In no case do not throw out! Grow a daughter - peredaril.