Russian citizenship in good hands

Anecdote with Gerard Depardieu, in his old age to obtain Russian citizenship, forced to think, someone else from the world of movie stars we'd like to call in fellow citizens. We offer several options, selecting the best not for beautiful eyes, and for the contribution it is in Russian art. At the same time, we have found a new job to them - they do not sit well here doing nothing!

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Contribution: Police Captain Ivan Danko in "Red heat". A personal example for millions.

Employment: Mayor of Moscow.

Keira Knightley

The contribution of Anna Karenina in "Anna Karenina" and Lara in "Doctor Zhivago" - for this once given two passports without any hesitation.

Placement: Katyusha Maslova in the new adaptation of Tolstoy's "Resurrection."

Alain Delon

Contribution: do not drink the cologne. He played in the film "Teheran-43" and "Happy New Year, Mom!", Both times - the central dream of Russian women.

Employment: the reality show "Marry Alain Delon" on the federal TV channel.

Ralph Fiennes

Contribution: Eugene Onegin in "Onegin", a rare overseas qualitative adaptation of Russian - especially poetry - text.

Employment: is already preparing for the role in the Russian film "A Month in the Country", but in general we have Turgenev and other novels, and each seem to be specially written for Fiennes.

Bruce Willis

Contribution: many times saved the entire planet, for which he had long since earned the passport of any country at all. Judging by the trailer of the fifth "Die Hard," this February will save from destruction already directly to Moscow. Employment: the new defense minister.

Helen Mirren

Contribution: Elena nee Lidiya Mironova, so that the Russian citizenship only to restore historical justice. Serious plus - the role of Sophia Andreyevna Tolstoy, the main wife of Russian literature.

Employment: on the Russian throne, too, there have been Elizabeth.

James Cameron

bathyscaphe "Mir-1" highlights the railing sunk "Titanic"

Contribution: thanks to "Titanic" on the bathyscaphe "Mir" and the research vessel "Akademik Mstislav Keldysh" knows every moviegoer. And thanks to "Avatar" - the immortal Yakut epos "Olonkho".

Employment: research work on the consolidation of the Arctic continental shelf of the Russian border.

Natalie Portman

Contribution: the popularization of "Swan Lake" and the classical traditions of Russian Ballet in "Black Swan." Well, Queen Amidala - clearly our man.

Employment: the prima ballerina of the Bolshoi Theater.

Malcolm McDowell

Contribution: kill the king in "Regicide", in the old days he would have for it also gave the Hero. But now, most will remember about Prince Bolkonsky in the TV version of "War and Peace".

Employment: play episodic "villainous" role in all the films running in Russia.

Tom Cruise

Contribution: escaped from prison in Moscow, proved that was not involved in the explosion of the Kremlin and the Russian security services helped in every possible way to prevent nuclear war ( "Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol"). Employment: together with the same Mashkov will play in "Piranha 2", only now Mashkov will be the coolest.

Milla Jovovich

Contribution: the carrier of the Russian language in the pragmatic world of Hollywood. In addition, as we now know, "Umbrella" is near Kamchatka.

Employment: "Freaks 2" or anything else Timur Bekmambetov with the support of the First Channel.

Woody Allen

Contribution: the film "Love and Death", a parody of the classic Russian novels, made with a deep and genuine knowledge of the original. Chekhov notes and quotes from Dostoyevsky felt in other paintings of the great director.

Employment: will shoot a film, the effect of which will unfold within the Golden Ring.